And its goodnight from him

Hello my fellow bloggers

I would like to say that the world is a happy place
I would like to say that im rich and have an endless bank account and a wardrobe made of gold with oompa loompas as my servants in my mansion - which may just be cruel but ill pay in money not crappy coco beans like that wonka character ive been hearing about
I would like to say that im totally happy
I would like to say i have a boyfriend

BUT ID BE LYING (:

Meh so being single pringle for little over a year is definatly a blow to the 'ol mindbox, not to mention the self esteem, and being broke all year round -exept the odd payment from my father (thankyas for that - not that he can use the internet without going into a coma), ive tried to get a job i really have but there is nowhereee.... im gonna try the garden center, im not totally happy but no one is are they (we as the British public take it upon ourselves to never be happy about anything. Ever. But what can i do about it? Not alot.

As They say... thats life.

Speaking of which.

Who is ''They''

Me and my friend Henry discussed this, we remembered that advert for insurance where the man tries to find ''they'' and its a group of people in a forest.

So thus far we had concluded that ''They'' live in a forest and and say alot of things, mainly over used phrases like... "Thats life"

We at this point decided it sounded like a sort of cheese, a Swedish cheese

And so the "They Cheese" was born. We went to Morrison's to look for some but funnily enough, they were fresh out...

We think that the cheese hides behind the fruit... probably the weird ones no one has heard of, so no one picks up, the one that is the size of your head, yet has so many tiny pips you have to eat it with a needle. Probably sewing your lips to the floor in the process.

So The ''They Cheese'' Are a breed of cheese that comes from a Swedish forest and when captured and taken to the supermarket hides behind the fiddly giant pointless fruits.

Well thats about it from me for tonight, if you've read this far... well done. You have learnt nothing, in fact you have probably lost braincells whilst trying to comprehend the content of the ridicularse piece of illconcieved tat.

NightyNightAll

X

Hayley ~