Wasps and Relentless

Today i opened a can of relentless and opened a window because it was hot, and i then left it on the windowcil for a short time, then closing the window and moving the can back
i came back to it a short moment later and then when i went to take a sip, what did i see?

A dead wasp.

I had to stop my self from throwing the can across the room in disgust, not only can i no longer drink this, how long have i been drinking this with a dead wasp in it? I might be sick.


Seeing this, makes me think about the intelligence of flys, wasps bees and other such insects, they manage to fly inside through the smallest crack of an open window, and yet they find their way inside this room with the greatest ease, and they cannot find their way back out. WHY?!?!

Why can these irritatingly pointless little warts on the planet manage to stroll into a crack of an open window, but cant manage to find their way out of a huge gaping hole of an open window? Because they are pointless, stupid and put on this ball of gunge we call earth simply to buzz around our heads, sting us and die in my can of relentless. My can of relentless that is newly opened, i can no longer drink this due to the bacteria from the wasp, which has ruined my mundane but slightly happy evening.

Also its a well known fact that flies land on food and because they dont have teeth or jaws, they have to vomit on other peoples food, to disolve the food to make it mushy, then they slurp it back up again, if the fly has to do this to eat, it might as well not eat. To be honest if i had to vomit on my food before eating, i think i might top myself, seeing as the only form of suicide known to flies, wasps, and bees, is landing in my effing drink i think we should kill the god dam lot of them, THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE DAMMIT.

So lets review:-

• They can not get out of a window that is open, or even a door, or even a patio door that has been opened wide, because they are stupid.
• They have to vomit on food before eating it, that is disgusting and horrible for the people that the food belongs to
• The Bee, although only stings you if threatens will die after it stings you, and yet, rather than fly away, it stings you then it promptly die.
• The Wasp, It stings you regardless of whether you are bothering it or not, not only that but the god dam thing wont die once it stings you, so it is free to continue to do so until you squash it, and even when it is dead, the sting still works, its as if in the afterlife, it is mocking you, there is nothing more annoying than an arrogant insect.
• They think that going inside a glass which clearly has no ledges or any form of getting out once inside and drowning, they try to drink whatever it is you have, which will probably kill them anyway, and then they fall in, drown in the very liquid that they wanted to try in the first place, so not only do they kill them selves, they also ruin my day too, if they want to commit suicide then for gods sake why ruin my drink too, if you already know your good for nothing then for gods sake go and die in my bin NOT MY GOD DAMN DRINK!!

So to conclude...

I Hate Insects.